Calling All Pet Parents with a Sense of Humor
Want to see your pet looking absolutely ridiculous—in the best way possible? You’re in the right place.
These aren’t your average pet portraits. I specialize in painting animals in gloriously weird, whimsical, meme-worthy ways.
Some Vibes You Might Be Into:
Your cat’s got weird little gremlin energy?
Perfect. Let’s go full 80s B-rate horror movie vibes.
Named your pet after a Marvel character?
Get ready to see them wield some serious power.
Is your dog dumber than a box of rocks (in the most lovable way)?
Amazing. Let’s do a dramatic multi-pose collage of all their doofiest faces.
Want your lizard battling Gandalf on the Bridge of Khazad-dûm?
This idea does, in fact, pass.
Want to immortalize your pet’s obsession with trash, toilet paper rolls, or your left Croc?
I got you, fam.
Pricing Below
Size (Inches) |
Price $USD |
|---|---|
Option 1 |
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| 11 x 14 | $400 |
Option 2 |
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| 12 x 12 | $400 |
Option 3 |
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| 16 x 20 | $500 |
Requesting a commission is easy!
How It Works:
Got a ridiculous idea already?
Send it over! Include your pet’s name, your vision, and anything that’ll help me capture their chaotic energy.
No idea, but you love the vibe?
Tell me about your pet—what makes them weird, cute, ridiculous, or iconic—and I’ll help come up with something awesome.
A Gentle Note:
If you’re looking for a hyper-polished, extremely specific portrait with detailed revisions… this might not be the right fit. I work intuitively, playfully, and in my own expressive style. These portraits are meant to bring joy, not stress, and are about vibe over perfection. Trust the chaos.
Disclosure
Satisfying my clients is of utmost importance to me, but there ARE limits to what I will create. I will only accept commissions that are within the confines of existing style and skill, and that do not clash with the mission or vision of my company. This is for the intent of staying committed to business purpose and brand. If you have a request and are unsure if this is something I can create, please email me and I will be happy to discuss further.
Copyright:
I retain the copyright to all works commissioned by the client. No artwork may be reproduced or altered without my written consent. I reserve the right to use the commissioned artworks for display or promotional purposes.